A blonde policewoman pulled over a blonde speeder one day on the highway. Coming to the car she said, "Let me see your driver's license, please."
The blonde in the car said, "Driver's license? What's that?"
Sighing, the policewoman said, "It's that thing in your purse with your face on it."
Rumaging through her purse, the blonde speeder pulled out her compact, opened it up and handed it to the blonde officer.
Then the blonde policewoman said, "Oh, why didn't you say you were on the police force? You can go."
Saturday, January 5, 2008
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