A blond decides to go ice fishing, so she packs up all her gear, a blanket, a picnic, wine and her ice fishing gear. She sits down on the ice, enjoys her picnic, has some wine and decides to cut the hole in the ice so she can fish.
Suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere and says, "There are no fish under the ice there."
She looks around, shrugs, picks up her blanket and all her gear and moves down the ice a little further. She spreads the blanket, takes out her picnic gear and has some more to eat and drink. After a bit she decides to cut a hole in the ice to fish and again the voice comes out of the air. "There are no fish under the ice there."
She moves her blanket and gear on down the ice and gets comfortable but this time goes right to cutting the hole in the ice. Again the voice comes out of the air. "There are no fish under the ice there."
She looks around and not seeing anyone asks out loud, "Are you God? Who are you?"
And the voice replies, "The Rink Manager."
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
loo ks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
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cool joke, thanks!
Just noticed your comment...been awhile since I've seen a good clean joke to post.
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