A collection of jokes. Hopefully they will appeal to the majority of like-minded people with an "above-average" sense of humor. email jokes for consideration to dmatony3@yahoo.com
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Not Eating Properly
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a stalk of celery in each nostril and a carrot hanging out of each of his ears. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can see your problem, you're not eating properly."
Read this: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensivedouble pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. Hewas complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and Ihadn't paid for them. Hellooooo.........? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that Iam automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking salesperson at Lowe's had told ME last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEARthese windows will pay for themselves! Helloooooo..........? It's been a year I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finallyjust hung up.....He didn't call back. Guess I won THAT stupid argument! Sincerely, Not So Dumb Blonde Eugene P. McDonald Jr "Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." ~Thomas Paine
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Read this: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensivedouble pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. Hewas complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and Ihadn't paid for them. Hellooooo.........? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that Iam automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking salesperson at Lowe's had told ME last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEARthese windows will pay for themselves! Helloooooo..........? It's been a year I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finallyjust hung up.....He didn't call back. Guess I won THAT stupid argument! Sincerely, Not So Dumb Blonde Eugene P. McDonald Jr "Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it." ~Thomas Paine
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