George's physical

George's Physical

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything
looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship
with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then
(poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma,"
he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call
because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and
then (poof!) the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"